I open the door so that my annoying fucking cats can come in and out at their leisure. This totally isn't an opportunity for you to waltz on in like you own the joint. I mean really you have the whole goddamn world to fly around and you choose to come inside my dwelling and then crawl around on the partially opened screen. Can't you do that from the other side? Instead you climb around and give me paranoia thinking that one of your miserable bastards is going to sting or bite or whatever the shit you do, to my daughter. I don't like this.
Yes both my cats are asleep and I COULD go close the door they would only hear and pounce up and meow like crazy fucks at the door until I got up or throw something at them. I really don't want to hurt my cats I do like them. They keep my feet warm in the winter time.
Where the fuck are you coming from anyway? It's Washington and it is 'Summertime'. Thought you bastards only liked the heat? Go away. Go the fuck away.
BOOM-SHAKALAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just punched one of you and I mean straight up punch, not a slap or smack but full fledged punch with my mother fucking fist! Tell your buddies not to come in here or they'll get the jacket punched off their yellow asses.
Randy, you are a BADASS!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Roxie!
ReplyDeleteIt's a 'Baily's in the coffee' kind of day huh? ;)
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