That's right, I said it. These dumb mother fuckers are damn near getting a parade for being fucking morons! "Hey dudes let's go wonder off into a some crazy country like real dumb fuck tourists!" These dudes should be lucky to alive. Lucky their heads weren't chopped off and set on stakes, rotisseried, stuck back on their bodies and then used in the next Iranian zombie flick. I mean really, you wondered into their country without permission.
People are gunna say ''Oh blah da dah, Mexicans come to our country all the time and get licenses and free lunch.'' No shit. USA-ians are fucking pussies. This is IRAN. Middle East type shit, crazy Muslim mutha fuckas, alililililiiill-ah-ya-ya-KABOOM type shit going on.
I think you guys should retire from hiking because you fucking suck at it.
I glad somebody else thought "really? Hiking in Iran!!"
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ReplyDeleteAfter a lovely holiday in Irani jail(minus the three hots and a cot, I'm sure), I'm guessing their wanderlust is pretty much nada. Either that, or they will be lost on a mountain somewhere soon.
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