Over 1000 views in 17 days? Really?

The tall one is the Costco fiasco.

Would you just look at that graph, looks like an equalizer n shit. 17 days and over 1000 views. I think that is a lot but I'm not sure. Well fuck it, its a lot to me.

I'm a stats junkie. I love to look at the numbers, I could look at them all day. Actually most days I just keep the stats page up and refresh it all day just to see another number or better yet another country pop up.

Funnest stat category EVER!

Would you look at that map! This is one of my favoritest ever stats to look at. Who in their right mind would look at my shit from Russia or Germany or any of these great countries?!? I encourage you to leave comments pleease - that's my second favorite next to stats. I don't mind if they are in a language I can't read, I actually encourage that even more! I wanna say I got comments from Russia, IN RUSSIAN!! I know where Google translate is - even if you call me a giant monkey penis, its okay, I'll still show off my comment, maybe make a t-shirt!

Dumb fucker can't remember his own blog name.

They track referring sites and search words too! Look at those dumb fuckers on the bottom who can't spell HAHAHA! Half of those were me. I know right? When I first made this cool hang out I had too look up how to spell the word 'strictly' (fuck you). Its a tricky son of a bitch. Then it seems I couldn't even spell the super fun key words, oh well it makes for fun stats.

You can't really read the referring stites because I'm using Paint at 6am in the fucking morning on a Saturday. I'm not going to get super creative with 3d fuckin words and shit in Photoshop. I'll make a promise. When I hit 10 thousand views you'll get the fuck out of some 3d words.

I'm not sure how you go from  www.cronixsoul.com to here but I'm fucking glad you did. In fact I'm going to tell people to visit your site because I looked at it and it's pretty neat. www.cronixsoul.com

11 people from reddit.com came here. Nice nice I'm pretty sure it was because I spammed it on there for a couple days and then I forgot about it. It should be 99 people from reddit came here. There are even some comments from there. You guessed it, I left them.

Excitebike ramps mutha fucka!!

Look at that! It looks like ramps from Excitebike! I may have to play that later. Check out those comments too, 39 HOLLA AT YOUR BOY! I love comments. I suppose I like them because I know that someone actually read what I hate to write. (Sorry for the waste of time, but I hope you laughed).

I see some clouds forming outside that look like a hurricane so I'm going to post this before I get canned.