Some day I'd like to go back in time and fix something. I'd like to eliminate the term global warming and replace it with climate change. It isn't because I don't believe in the whole theory it's simply because people are so fucking dumb they don't know what it means. I swear to Jesus himself that people think we are in a fucking ice age and that isn't what's happening. Whenever I read the news online during the fall or early winter and it happens to be snowing out swarms of idiotic mother fuckers come out of who knows where and say: "Where's your global warming at now?? HUH? LOL ROFLCOPTER!" Fuck you cuntface. That's right I called you a cuntface, the sticky yucky place no one ever wants to think of, or even say for that matter.
No, it isn't snowing. Yes, I wish it were Santa Claus day.
Good lord. We are complete weather opposites aren't we? How will you deal with the Island Compound weather when I win the lotto?
ReplyDeleteYou don't need snow to have Christmas :D Plus, if given the choice I'd rather live in Hawaii for the rest of my life than ever see snow again.
ReplyDeleteBut...but...global warming means there will never be a cold day again EVER, doesn't it? The sad thing is, those people are outbreeding the rational-minded.
ReplyDeleteI so wish global warming meant that. DAMN IT!!! Of course it's the opposite!!
ReplyDeleteBecky, have you ever watched Idiocracy? It explores that theory in depth. It's Josh's favorite movie ever.
I love idiocracy...except it's too damn close to reality sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya. Especially when my husband starts yelling OW MY BALLS just for the hell of it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's ROFLCOPTER? It sounds like air sickness.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boh92DrYEWs
ReplyDeleteThat's an animated version.